None of my business, right? But I just read that felonious, foul-mouthed, oft-arrested, trailer-dwelling disgraced skating star Tonya Harding, aged 40, just gave birth on Saturday to her first child, a boy, in a southwest Washington State hospital. No name for the child has been selected yet, but I'm waiting anxiously. Her married name is "Price"...what will she name the little Price child? I'm thinking one of the following:
1. Haff
2. Payinda
3. Jermajesty
4. Anferney
5. Clubknee
6. Walmart
As soon as she's well enough, she's expected to go out CLUBBING again as soon as possible. Here's a recent photo of Tonya. God bless the child....
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