Wednesday, March 16, 2011

JACKASS of the Month: Alexandra "CHING CHONG" Wallace!!


Have you all caught the idiotic bimbo who thought it would be a great idea, in the days immediately following the earthquake and tsunamis in Japan to post a "rant" against "Asians in the library," calling their families to see if they're alright?  That's right.  This surgically-bloated idiot, who is apparently a student at UCLA in Los Angeles and is seeking a major in...wait for it....POLITICAL SCIENCE....thought it was a great idea to post her rant on YouTube (which went instantly viral), in which she does the worst Asian accent impression since Rosie O'Donnell's a few years back, in which she stirred up an instant shit-storm with her similar stereotypical impression. "OHHHH...CHING CHONG LING LONG TING TONG," the bottle-blonde fool babbled on.  Watch this, and then let's discuss:


Wayyull, it turns out that not everyone thought it was so funny.  She has since "gone into hiding," and is dodging death threats.  What I want to know is this:  Isn't UCLA sort of a good school?  Don't they have even the most basic entry requirements?  I know one can't necessarily be judged by a 3-minute act of idiocy, but this girl clearly hasn't a brain in her stupid little head.  My favorite response so far is a "counterpoint" video by an Asian kid who wrote a song called, "Ching Chong Means I Love You"!  Watch it!

So what should be done?  Hang her in the public square?  Kick her out of school?  Kick her ass out of the country?  Well, maybe a bit extreme.  At the very least, someone needs to TAKE AWAY HER WEBCAM, STAT!

1 comment:

  1. How about a collective slap from all those offended by her?
    (I too wondered about UCLA entrance qualification)

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