"Man up"
"24/7"
"I get it"
"That's so random!"
"How's that workin' for ya?" (especially when uttered by Sarah Palin)
"God only gives you as much as you can handle". Okay..discuss. I find it hard to believe that any merciful God would be up in his kingdom or wherever, going, "Hmmm....let's torture this one just a leetle bit more and see if he can TAKE IT!" Is this phrase supposed to be somehow "comforting"?
"My bad" (yes, unfortunately, this ridiculous expression is still used....makes my flesh crawl).