More wacky New York signs!

(thank you to contributors Billy McGoldrick and Sue Erva, who took a "field trip" to Chinatown--a wealth of fabulous signs!):


I don't even want to know......



You want the whole bird?  TOUGH!  You only get PIECE OF CHICKEN!  NEXT!!


I walk by this nail salon all the time and sometimes pause to try to "parse" the meaning....what's with the apostrophe?  Are they referring to just one nail, which is noble?  What is going on here??



This is, perhaps, the BEST-NAMED store in all of New York City!  U DON'T KNOW NOTHING PRODUCE, at the corner of York Avenue and 84th Street.  Seems a little aggressive, though, huh?  This is one of those places I wish I could have been a fly on the wall at the planning meeting, when they were batting around possible names to call the place....what, do you suppose, are some of the names they REJECTED??  In any case, GREAT JOB, GUYS!!  You know EVERYTHING produce!!