More wacky New York signs!

This is actually a NEW business, opening in Queens!  I think we can assume that it's not going to be a health food establishment!  Mayor Bloomberg, with his fight against trans-fats and too much salt must be FREAKING OUT about this joint!

A deli in Chelsea.  Your items might be fresh....or maybe not...HA HA!!


A deli in Hell's Kitchen.  Something tells me this deli was named in 2001....

Geez...I wish they'd fix the damned duck already!

In almost any other city, this directive might be a given....but not here...uh uh...we gots to be told where to poop.

Aha!!  That's what "Levantapompis" are...butt-boosting jeans!  Duh...winning.... (sorry...I won't say that ever again..).

I sort of get the point they're trying to get across...there's just something a little clunky about their sentence structure, wouldn't you say?  (Thanks to Billy and Sue Erva)

Contributor Debbie Shwiff likes the fact that nirvana can be found in one simple plate of vindaloo!


This one (taken in Washington Heights) isn't so much "wacky"...it's just that there is a whole lot going on here!
This one is pretty frightening...

YIKES!  Does this mean they don't want you to park there?  Seems just a little bit unfriendly to me...